Coming up with blog topics is hard. I look around at my life and I think, 'can I write about that?'. While looking around for things to write about I suddenly remembered. I have a husband. Topic solved.
The Husband and I have been together for 6 years. He says funny things. I laugh and wonder how I ended up with such a weirdo. It's how we roll. But over the last few weeks, instead of laughing, I've been taking notes.
Here we go. The Husband talks beauty, part 1.
[over the phone]
ME: Hey do you have something that will cut wire?
HIM: What kind of wire?
ME: Curtain wire.
HIM: Erm, yeah, my Gerber multi-tool is in my room, it's got a wire cutter in the pliers.
[5 minutes later. over the phone]
ME: Can you get that multi-tool in pink?
HIM: You want one? They have a lifetime guarantee. And a belt pouch. Hey I know you've said this was a dumb idea before, but, you know how women have those pointy nails? And I said they should make them into tools, like screwdrivers or spanners and you said they'd break? What about implants, like Wolverine.
ME: Erm, because that's ugly.
HIM: You could paint them pink.